Kevin Hogan, the next…Joe Montana?

On Wednesday, it became official. After bringing the offense to life several times over the last few weeks, Kevin Hogan will be in the driver’s seat this Sunday as the Browns take on the Texans. I know what you’re thinking: Couch-Holcomb, Quinn-Anderson, Hoyer-Weeden, McCown-Manziel, Seinfeld never made yada-yada sound so tasty. Well, here we go, again. This year’s match-up will be DeShone Kizer versus Kevin Hogan.

There are two things I need to admit. For one, Kevin Hogan was my favorite quarterback in the 2016 Draft Class. Not Goff, not Wentz, not Prescott…what were the Browns thinking when they drafted Cody Kessler in the third round? Kessler, as we now know, has been inactive all season, and the kid started eight games back in 2016. Nope, it was Kevin Hogan. That’s right, the fourth man on the depth chart to open the preseason. Naturally, I thought Hogan would be the odd man out this year, simply due to Kizer’s and Kessler’s draft statuses, and the trade for Brock Osweiler.

We know what happened. Osweiler looked like Jim Druckenmiller. Who? Exactly. Look up the 1997 San Francisco 49ers, and you’ll find out. Kessler took about twenty steps backwards, and ended up losing his starting gig in training camp to Brock Osweiler. Osweiler proved to be a free agent bust in Houston, and he didn’t impress anyone in Cleveland. Kizer impressed against the back-ups, and played well enough against the starters to earn the job.

Then came the game against Pittsburgh. Get this, the Browns almost won! And it was DeShone Kizer leading the charge, looking like Tim Couch from back in the day. Hey, if you think Couch is a bust, you need to watch some of his game film. Sure, there’d be games where he went something like 13 for 35 for 98 yards and a few picks, but two weeks later he’s 30 for 40, with 350 yards, and 2 touchdowns. Then he’d play a few okay games, and finally, a few not-so-okay games. Then, he’d have the one game where you’re begging for Kelly Holcomb. Want more fun? Holcomb starts a few and looks like the career-backup he’s always been, and manages to break his leg. Before you knew it, Couch was back in, and the fans were looking to the Heavens as if Thanksgiving came early. Well, DeShone Kizer has looked exactly like Tim Couch…no, maybe Couch isn’t a great example. What about Mike Phipps? Phipps was before my time. All I know is he was supposed to have been the successor to the aging Bill Nelson and blew his shot.

Look, we all knew Kizer wasn’t going to be the reincarnation of Otto Graham. Nor is Hue Jackson the reincarnation of the team’s namesake, Paul Brown. Okay, Hue Jackson may be the one guy in the entire history of Cleveland’s Head Coaches who bears resemblance to Brown’s personality. The passion, charisma, never-say-die attitude, and then some. Look, I know Jackson’s 1-20, but this roster was torn to the bare bones. Besides, how can Kizer be anything but what he’s been, with his 49.1 passer rating and 50.1 percent completion percentage. The kid was throwing the ball to Kasen Williams and Bryce Treggs last week! Who? Exactly!

                Then Kevin Hogan came into the game and played “lights-out,” if I’m going to quote Hue Jackson when describing the play of Kizer just one week before. No, Hogan played lights-out in the second half. Heck, a 122.1 quarterback rating is going to change the mind of any coach, especially with a kid whose faced adversity over the past few seasons such as Kevin Hogan. Here’s the harsh reality, Browns fans. Didn’t Kelly Holcomb do the same thing? I was on the Holcomb bandwagon at the time. I was also eleven years old and didn’t know the first thing about NFL quarterbacks. Then there’s Couch, who in 2002 went 8-6 as a starter, 7-3 down the stretch, and won the must-win, do-or-die Week Seventeen Game against Atlanta on a broken leg. Kelly Holcomb plays next week in the Wildcard Playoffs against Pittsburgh and, well, plays as if he was the reincarnation of Otto Graham. He had a 24-7 lead in the third quarter, a 33-21 lead in the fourth, and ended up losing 36-33.

Here’s the stark difference between Hogan and Holcomb. For one, Hogan was drafted, Holcomb wasn’t. For another, Hogan’s twenty-four, Holcomb was thirty at the time. Hogan is young enough to be the next Tony Romo or Russell Wilson. Holcomb was more like Gus Frerotte, or worse, Matt Flynn. Hogan’s going to relish the opportunity, while Holcomb never appeared to be totally comfortable, always looking over his shoulder at Couch, knowing he’d be yanked by former Coach Butch Davis after throwing his first interception.

So, who would I go with against Houston? Honestly, I’d throw them a curve ball. Kizer moves the ball well, just watch the game film. Problem is, he’s left more points on the field than he’s scored, including twenty last week against the Jets. The Browns outplayed the Jets, and Hogan’s two touchdown passes would’ve added to the score. So, I’m starting Kizer. Once he drives the offense into the red zone, I’m switching to Hogan. Why? Hogan’s scored thirty-one points on ten drives.

Know who Hogan reminds me of? Joe Montana. Before claiming I’m out of my mind, hear me out. Look at Montana’s strengths and weaknesses. Hogan’s accurate. Montana was accurate. Both knew how to extend plays. Neither had brilliant arm strength. Both had brilliant minds. Best yet, both were rookies during their respective coaches first seasons with their teams. Both were mid-round picks. Hogan wears eight, Montana wore sixteen. Both are gutsy. What’s the most striking trait about this duo? Both are playing, or in Montana’s case, were playing on storied franchises with loyal fanbases going through the worst seasons in franchise history.

You know what, I talked myself out of it. I’m going with Kevin Hogan. I don’t know if he can be the next Joe Montana, but I’ve seen the play of DeShone Kizer, and it’s uninspiring.

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